I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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