you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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