We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My vagina is very pro this idea
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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