At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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