Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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