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Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Randomize
