Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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