how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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