But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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