I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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