Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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