I am puke
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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