Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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