trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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