Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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