Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am puke
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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