yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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