ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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