did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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