i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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