Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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