I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
