I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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