That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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