Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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