omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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