this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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