I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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