i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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