So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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