today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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