Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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