Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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