The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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