Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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