at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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