How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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