STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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