I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
