He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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