I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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