dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
