My brain says no but my pants say off.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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