I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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