Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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