Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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