3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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