Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
