We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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