Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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