McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I think weed is turning my hair brown
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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