do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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