I heard we made out
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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